My new pick up line (try it for yourself)
Look, I don’t want to fuck you, I don’t want your phone number, I just want to buy you a beer, take you out on the floor for a dance, and share a nice 5 minutes with a pretty girl… if you say no, you’re a bitch.
I’ve been without the internet for so long, I have like two weeks of tumblr to catch up on. And I have to say it makes me really happy when I get to posts like this. I also secretly hope that all the internets that read this get jealous that I get to hang out with Del, who heretofore I think I might refer to as Senor Awesome.
