One Funny Girl

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Dec 10
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delbertshoopman:
GPOYW at an awards show with the Boys Club Edition
 There are several things I really enjoy about this photo. One is what I imagine each of them is thinking as this photo is taken. Keep in mind I don’t know any of them particularly well, but I’m always thoroughly entertained the times we’ve hung out.
But from the left, these are the inner monlogues I’ve imagined based on facial expression:
“Sigh… Another day, another dollar, another photo. Being this cool is starting to get boring. Really, this is like work to me. Honestly.”
“I pull off the GQ cavalier face like the GQ cavalier face is MY BITCH.”
“I wore grey because I’m sensitive…. Look into my sensitive, soul searching eyes and FALL IN LOVE, LADIES.”
“GQ face or Blue Steel? GQ… yeah… no wait! Blue Steel. No, GQ… No, Blue Steel… Wait… GQ, definitely GQ. Or… blue ste…” CLICK. “Shit.”

delbertshoopman:

GPOYW at an awards show with the Boys Club Edition

 There are several things I really enjoy about this photo. One is what I imagine each of them is thinking as this photo is taken. Keep in mind I don’t know any of them particularly well, but I’m always thoroughly entertained the times we’ve hung out.

But from the left, these are the inner monlogues I’ve imagined based on facial expression:

“Sigh… Another day, another dollar, another photo. Being this cool is starting to get boring. Really, this is like work to me. Honestly.”

“I pull off the GQ cavalier face like the GQ cavalier face is MY BITCH.”

“I wore grey because I’m sensitive…. Look into my sensitive, soul searching eyes and FALL IN LOVE, LADIES.”

“GQ face or Blue Steel? GQ… yeah… no wait! Blue Steel. No, GQ… No, Blue Steel… Wait… GQ, definitely GQ. Or… blue ste…” CLICK. “Shit.”

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