March 2009
4 posts
Oh Dear
—Elderly teacher at my school asks about my back— Me: Oh its much better, thank you. Teacher: Good. I remember the first time I had a back problem. I was cleaning, and I was bent over and then I tried to stand and I could not become erect. My Brain: You just swallowed your own tongue.
iPhone iPhone iPhone!!!!
The iPhone is the single greatist invention of our time. I know now why I constantly see people playing with their iPhone with no regard to the rest of the world. You know why? Because the rest of the world is BORING AND PLAIN and why deal with that when you can be on Facebook at the gas station? The iPhone has a camera whose digital quality rivals that of my ACTUAL camera. So what did I do this...